MacGyver limerick challenge responses by Elisa P. Black The evil assasin Murdoc Jury-rigged a prison cell block He put in MacGyver Who used a screwdriver And left *him* behind in the stocks. He came back another year later Suspending Mac over some gators MacGyver used gum To make them all mum But Murdoc got chomped by some gators. Another year soon came to pass Murdoc captured Penny, poor lass He would cut her in twain But Mac sent a Great Dane To knock Murdoc out with some gas. There once was a pilot named Jack Who dragged Mac to find a gold stack Some bad guys attacked Mac used his old knack And foiled them with a hatrack.